Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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