- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

hi will

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

ur mother

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's your guys names?

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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