Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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