- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What rhymes with you? You.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

what's the difference between a duck?

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