69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Your Mother

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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