Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

That's unfortunate.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

I can Nazi

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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