im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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