Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Women's rights

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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cancer

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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