Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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