chuck norris is a little b|tch

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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