What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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How did th-A fridge.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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