I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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meme

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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i'm funny

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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