What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

newt gingrich

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Girls Basketball.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

Women"s Rights

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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