Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Nick Cannon

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Butt Sex.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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