Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A fish swims up your penis...

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Penis-Pump

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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