Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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People with cancer.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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