What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Gadaffi

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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