- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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