pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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