- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Chuck Norris died.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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The Bible

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

the holocaust

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