whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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