while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

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