why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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general tso's broccoli

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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get in the car.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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