What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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A white person at Harvard

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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