why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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your mom

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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