Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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