Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Nice belt.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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