what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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