You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Obama 2012

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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i hate non minorities!

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Anti Joke

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