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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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