Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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