Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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math test 2=2

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