I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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The Holocaust

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Caitlyn.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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