Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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i like pie.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Women's Professional _________

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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