Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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