Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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fava beans

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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wommmoaooammaaa

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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WNBA

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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