Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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