How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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God.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Thumbs this up

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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i have cancer

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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