Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Okay, after this one then...

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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