A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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