Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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