hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

MOOOOOOOOOOO

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops