- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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