What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Your mother just died.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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I'm so punny.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Pickle!

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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