How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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