- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Time flies like a banana.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A woman wears a dress.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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