Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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purple pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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