Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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