- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

womens rights.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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