What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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