A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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