Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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boobs

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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