- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

pauls tuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

Nice belt.

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