i'm funny

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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i love to lick...

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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John Cena

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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Anti Joke

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