What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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