How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Paperclip... BANANA?!

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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