What does two plus two equal? 4

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why can't jokes spit?

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Denard Robinson

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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