What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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