a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Worms don't like apples.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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brittney griner

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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josh simpson has cancer

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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