Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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