What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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