Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Penis-Pump

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Hitler

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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