Flab

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Penis-Pump

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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