V I T A M I N C !

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Jebron Lames.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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