Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Hi.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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I was once a hamster.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Massie is a fatass

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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