What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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mark is life

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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heads up!

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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