A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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