A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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