What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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