david weres the slug gone

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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