Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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