What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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no u

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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