I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Paige

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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im a selling a car

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