You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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