Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why? Because racecar.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Guest what in the butt

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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