Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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smug face >:}

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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