What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Anti Joke

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