What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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