saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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