why does column have a letter n?

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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