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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Womens rights

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Mitt Romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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