What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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KONY 2012

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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