Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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