What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Gianni

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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