man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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butt sex

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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