why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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