what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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johann grayson being liked

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Sarah Palin

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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