Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Anti Joke

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