I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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