- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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