What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Dead babies.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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