- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

I read the terms of service.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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