What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Anti Joke

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