why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

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