Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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good one jess !!

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Jimmy Saville

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Anti Joke

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