Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Womens rights

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Steve Jobs.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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