Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Dance is a sport

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black people

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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