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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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