Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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FAP

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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