OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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xavier stop

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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