What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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