What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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a black guy leaves prison

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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