- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Jesse gets so many ladies

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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