How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Women's sports.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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