Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Four men are stranded on a small desert island. The first of them decides to build a raft out of bamboo, but it only has room for one passenger. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouted to the men on shore as he left, but a band of pirates killed him in the middle of the ocean. The second castaway was more clever, and built a submarine out of bamboo and sealed it with hides of animals they had killed. He counteracts the buoyant force with sand. In this way, he planned to avoid the pirates by being underwater. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he exclaimed as he sealed the one person sized chamber of his submarine, but not far off shore, he runs out of oxygen and suffocates to death. The third castaway learned from the mistakes of the first two, and in spite of the unpredictability of handcrafted aerial vehicles, he makes a glider. "Don't worry, I will get help when I reach civilization!" he shouts from the hill top of the island as he leaps off and glides over the horizon. Though the journey is fraught with peril, he makes it back to civilization and is reunited with his family. It is expensive, but he prepares an expedition back to the island where his fourth comrade remains. It is worthy to note that on this small island, all the means of making shelter had been used up in the construction of the raft, submarine, and glider. The fourth castaway was found dead from exposure to the elements.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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