Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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My kids are mistakes.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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