- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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