A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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