- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Gun Control

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Water? I hardly know her.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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