LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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women sports....

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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