Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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tom pauling

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Cancer

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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JUST KIDDING^

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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