Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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9:11 make a wish

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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You smell like shit

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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