So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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