Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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