What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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