u jelly?

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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The Female Orgasm

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Poop

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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