Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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