Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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nba live 13

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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ur mum

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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