Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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a man died

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Poverty.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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