One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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who smells? •Liam

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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