What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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cory is gay

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Anti Joke

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