How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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People...

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Pickle!

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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