- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Your mum is dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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