- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Velcro. What a rip off.

The Bible

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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