knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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