What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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