What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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American Idol

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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