Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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