- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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