What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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baloney sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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NEVER

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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4 hours later.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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