Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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So. The gays. ...

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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I saw a poor man named rich

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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