Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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