What do you call an blank test? an F

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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