What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Women"s Rights

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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