What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Nice belt.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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