Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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