Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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womens rights.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hi michael

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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