Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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