Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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hey guys im gay

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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