what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Fiats

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Snausages.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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