tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Pickles are moist.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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