Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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