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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Women's rights

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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