why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Anti Joke

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