How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Indeed.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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