- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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