Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Pickle

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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