Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Women's rights.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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