why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Hi my name is Bob

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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I drive a 'rarri

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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