roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Continents are large islands.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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I love alchohol!

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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