what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Asians...

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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womans rights

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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