When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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