Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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That is so fetch

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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