Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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