- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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