just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Thats what she said

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Worms don't like apples.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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