Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Toaster

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Bacon is delcious.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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