What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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