Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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A man walks into a bar.

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general tso's broccoli

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minced oaths

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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