Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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