Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Me Neither.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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pobody's nerfect

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Bob dole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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