What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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