chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Hi

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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