Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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