- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Anyone can post anything.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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