What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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"33"

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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