Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Patriarchy.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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