Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do magnets work?

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Elizabeth Warren

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OIO

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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