Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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