Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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go F*** yourself

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

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