What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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who eats pencils asians

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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My name is Harry.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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