I asked her where you were.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Women can vote? wtf

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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