What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Your mom goes to college

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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