What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

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