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Why did the black man die? He was shot

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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