Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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