I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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