A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Suck pussy

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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