- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

How much did the Holla Cost?

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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