Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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The Moon Landing.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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