What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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The WNBA.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Yock

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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