What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Your face

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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