what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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