A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What comes after 23? 24.

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