what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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