There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

whats good about poland... fukk all

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

Rebecca Black's new album.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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