Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Penis

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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