- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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