What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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ha.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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This is my joke. funny

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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