Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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