A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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