Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Anti Joke

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