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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Hearpin my durp

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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DERP

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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