- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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