Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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scientology.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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