why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Anti Joke

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