Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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who smells? •Liam

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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