- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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