What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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i like potatoes

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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An man walks to a bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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