why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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WNBA

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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watch me nae nae

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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