Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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