Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Are you Drew?

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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JEWS

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Jared Gough is a slut

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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my namew is jd

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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