WHO WANTS SOW????

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Your adopted.....

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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a man walks into horse bar

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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