What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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Women's rights

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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