What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

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