Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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