why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Women's rights

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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