where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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