squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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