How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The Bible

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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45.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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I like your hair

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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