How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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