- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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