- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not what she said.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

I just found out i have cancer.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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