What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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GIVE

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Anti Joke

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