- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what happens every day? People die

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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