Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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