Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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God is real

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Anti Joke

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