Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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British Dentistry

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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