- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

how does peploe get around they walk

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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