- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

How did the priest die? Masterbation

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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