Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Gun Control

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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