What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Hey, Max!!

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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