- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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