What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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