How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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women's rights

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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