- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

At least I dont have AIDS.

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