OBAMA

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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women's rights, lol

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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whats up fuch you bitch

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An asian without a future.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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