- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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