Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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