Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Hey

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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