Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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you just contradicted yourself.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Ted Haggard.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

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