knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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