Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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mikey is cute

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There's my tractor.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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