what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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