orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

colby doesnt shave

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What comes after 69? 70

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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