A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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women's rights

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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