A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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