What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did it die Nothing died

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