- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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