What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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