What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Women.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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HOLY COW!

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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women's rights

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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