- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Men, get on the boat.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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