So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Peas

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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