Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Apple.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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