Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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The Detroit Lions

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