How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Farts smell bad!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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your mother hates you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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