Does this napkin chloroform?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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