- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Denard Robinson

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

who's a slut... you're mom

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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