How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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