-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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