a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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