Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Yock

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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