Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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