Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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