A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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