- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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