What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What is brown and sticky?

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Anti Joke

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