Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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