Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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you first

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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