What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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