Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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