why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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