What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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