Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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