Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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