What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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civil rights

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Once upon a cross

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10inch nice

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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