roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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