Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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