Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Knock knock. Racism.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Anti Joke

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