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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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