What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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