- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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