What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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