squirrels with massive bonerss

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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