Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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