What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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