- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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