what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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