What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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