A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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