- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

This is an anti-joke.

How are you? Yes

since when?

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats your name? bumder:)

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