pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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feces

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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