what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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