what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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The Holocaust.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Mitt Romney

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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