Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Gingers.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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