What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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WNBA

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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