What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Six million.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Anti Joke

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