knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Lets go Yankees

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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