Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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