hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Potato

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matty russel are you on here

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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