why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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how did the man die he didnt

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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