How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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