your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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brainfart

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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