colby doesnt shave

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Your existance.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Mike tyson

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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what do u call a apple a apple

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