A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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The truth is he loves her!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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