Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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read me write me

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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