"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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