what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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matt is fat

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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