- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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