Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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