- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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