How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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