- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Jesus

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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