Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Obama

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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