- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Guess what? SHADAP

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Balls

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

im watching you..

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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