- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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