Women.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Womens Sports

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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