Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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