What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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whoa there

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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