Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Anti Joke

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