What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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