Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Shit.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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