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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A seal walks into a club.

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What is cold? Winter

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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