Make me famous

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Hey, Max!!

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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