How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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