Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Hey

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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