wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Where's my baby??

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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