Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Anti Joke

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