knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Xzibit

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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