How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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The cow went moo

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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