What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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