Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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I'm Jewish

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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