So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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